Two little boys were walking home from church one sunday morning and were talking about the devil. One kid says to the other, "Do you believe in the devil?" The other kid says, "You know, its probably like Santa Claus and its all just dad."

A blonde lady-secretary asked her blonde boss what comes after a complete sentence. And lady-blonde boss said "period". And the secretary asked, "How do you spell that?" And her boss stood up and reach for the dictionary.

Two buddies were out fishing, one buddy said to the other, "Well, I guess I'm going to get a divorce." The 2nd buddy said, "Why?" The 1st buddy said, "My wife hasn't spoke to me for two months." The 2nd buddy said, "You know, you don't find a woman like that very often, you better rethink that."

A proud mom was talking to her best friend bragging about her blonde daughter graduated magna cum laude. " Really", said her friend. " Yup," she said and continued, "And she got her first job too after her graduation." And her friend eager to know asked, " What is she doing now?" "Crossing guard at the university where she attended." She proudly said with a wide smile on her face.

Why don't blonde chicks breat feed their babies? It hurts too much to boil their nipples!