Your mamma so big when brush she uses the broom.

Your mamma so fat when the bathroom she uses beach.

A son comes to his dad and says: - Dad, i gotta tell you something - Ok, Quick and clear! - 100 bucks

Q: How do you fit 10,000 jews inside a car? A: two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

A blonde and a redhead are in a car together.The blonde is driving. " Laura, you just ran thru 4 red lights!" yelled the redhead while the police are at their tail."Red lights?! I thought those were just rainbow makers!"