How did the Blonde pilot know he'd left the landing gear up? It was hard to taxi into the gate.
 

A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

Girl: Doctor, I feel like I am stupid.. Am I?

Doctor: Well, you walked in to a pipe yesterday and hit your head, then you thought your suitcase was a puppy, then you slipped on a ball on the " Kiddie Playground" and a lot of other things.

Girl: So It's true, I am stupid.

Doctor: No you`r not....Wait.. yes you are.

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Mary: After being together for 50 years, my parents have just separated.

Dick: What a split decision!