Santa asks his son to which school he wants to join out of this list.

Jr. Santa, "Papa, in any school where holidays are more."

Teacher to the new student, "R U Reddy Student" - "No, I M Reddy." Teacher, "Why you repeating it just say, Yes." Student, "No Sir, my name is Inder Mohan Reddy and my father name is Ravi Uma Reddy."

Santa to his girl friend - Baby, I love you. Baby - I love you too, Santa - I love you three. Baby - Thank you but not for free ! With gift and treets.

What is it when one blonde whispers in the ear of another blonde's ear ? Data transfer.

Early in the morning one man who was running fast was stopped by the Police man and was questioned, " Hey, who are you and where are you going." Man replied, Sir I am a thief and going home." Police man - I am the policeman and you want to fool me in the early morning, that you have lost your way."