Recently a biker gang came up with their own philosophy. "Where there's a will, there's a highway!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? -To go to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Guy enters bar with parrot, after several shots for each an old man enters for a beer. The parrot flies down an pecks the hell out of the man !

-Bartender, what`s with your crazy bird ?

-I don,t know, maybe he's becoming a drunk ?

A dad knocks on the bathroom door wher his daughter Becky was taking a shower and dad says, "Becky, just how long will you taking a shower?" Becky replies, "Pops water affects your weight, not your height and I am just five foot six."

How did the chicken cross the road? Very Quickly.

How did the chicken cross the road?  He was pushed!

How did the chicken cross the road? Who really knows?