Do you know why babys can't talk of when they are born? Why? Will they do talk it call cry.

One time this girl was sitting in the toliet and her stomach start hurting so after when she came out the toilet cryed.

A guy was entering a five star hotel & his car was stopped for security check. The security person was only checking the bottom of the car when the guy said, "Why are you not checking inside the car, there can be a bomb inside." At this the security person said, "We are not looking for bomb, we are looking for any mud underneath you car as because you are about to enter a prestigious & famous five star hotel."

There was this man he wanted to build his dream home. He only wanted to buy the supplies he needed, but he didn't want anything left over. Well he spent several months building the house and he finally completed it. He stepped back to admire his accomplishment and he tripped over a brick, so he picked up the brick and threw it up in the air.

Okay let me tell you another joke:

There was this older lady that had the same pilot fly her around. And her dog is constantly chewing on his pant leg, and she can't stand the pilots stinky cigar. So the pilot told her one day, "I will get rid of my cigar, if you get your dog to stop chewing on my pant leg." She asked how are we going to do that. The pilot said, "I will balance the dog on the wing of the plane", so she agreed.

Then the pilot balanced the dog on the wing of the plane, he took a couple more puffs of his cigar, and he threw it out the window. "What was in the dog's mouth?" THE BRICK.

A rose by any other name would not be called a rose. Most likely people would refer to that flower by that other name.