One day a man lied naked on a bench on the board walk with a newspaper over his area. A Little girl walked up to the naked man and sasked what's under the newpaper. The man said it was just a bird, and then he fell asleep.

When he woke up he was in the hospital in a huge pain. The doctor asked if anyone else was on the board walk and told him about the little. The doctor brought the little girl to hospital and asked what happened.The Little girl said, "I was playing with his bird and the damn thing spit on me so I wrung its neck , cracked its eggs , and set its nest on fire."