Timmy and Tommy were brothers who got arrested for smoking marijuana. The judge told the brothers they had 30 days to stop as many people as possible from smoking, so they go out and got started. 30 days later, the brothers return to court and the judge ask Timmy, "How many people have you stopped?" Timmy has 100!! The judge is amazed and asked Timmy 'How?'.
Timmy got some paper and a pen and drew 2 circles, one larger then the other and said I told them this is your brain on drugs pointing to the smaller circle, then pointing to the larger one said this is your brain off drugs.
So the judge let him go then asked Tommy, "How many people have you stop?" Tommy says, "1000!!" The judge is in shock and asked 'How'? Tommy also grabs a paper and draws 2 circles as well and said pointing to the smaller one, "This is your butthole before you go to jail and this is your butthole when you get out!!!"