Trayvon, Trayvonned, Trayvonning (verb) Definition: To use a firearm to stop a violent criminal under the age of 18.

“Drop the knife, Punk, or I will Trayvon your ass.”

“He hid the burglary tools and stolen items, and when he slammed my head into the pavement, I Trayvonned him with my Glock.”

“ Last night, George and I did a good job Trayvonning some gangsters in the hood.”

“The parents were sad that I had to Trayvon their son, after he tried to beat me to death because I caught him preparing to burglarize a home.”

“The Police asked me if I had Trayvonned the boy, but I told them I just shanked him after he tried to rob me."

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel crazy!

Doctor: Well have you taken your crazy pills yet?

Patient: No, not kind of crazy, crazy on that girl.

Doctor: Sorry, buddy I am afraid you're at the wrong place, go across the street to cupids. Maybe he can help you.

Amika: I'm in love!!!!!!!!

Daniel: Cool, me too.

Amika: Awww, who is she?

Daniel: She's you. (Then coughs)

Amika: Really?!?! You like me? I like you, too!

Daniel: No, no I said CHEESE YOU!!!! (Squirts spray cheese all over Amika)

Daniel: AND NOOOOOW WAYYYY!!!! I'm tellin' the whole school! (Runs away)

Amika's jaw drops. :P

These 3 girls go up to a mirror but this mirror is magic... if u ask it something selfish, it'll suck you in. Anyway, 1st girl is a brunette,the 2d girl is a ginger and the last is a blonde. The brunette goes to the mirror and askes, "Am I the most beautiful girl in the world?" and the mirror sucked her in. Then the ginger asked the same and the mirror sucked her in. And finally the blonde asked, "Am I the-" and the mirror sucked her in.

A man took his daughter six year old daughter to the park. At the park, his daughter sees a man with a beer gut and says, "Daddy, that Guy is pregnant!" The girls father replied, "No hunny, that's a woman."