A proud mom was talking to her best friend bragging about her blonde daughter graduated magna cum laude. " Really", said her friend. " Yup," she said and continued, "And she got her first job too after her graduation." And her friend eager to know asked, " What is she doing now?" "Crossing guard at the university where she attended." She proudly said with a wide smile on her face.

What is Jeremy Lin's favorite oldies rap song? Linsane in the membrane.

Your mamma so big when brush she uses the broom.

Your mamma so fat when the bathroom she uses beach.

A son comes to his dad and says: - Dad, i gotta tell you something - Ok, Quick and clear! - 100 bucks