A proud mom was talking to her best friend bragging about her blonde daughter graduated magna cum laude. " Really", said her friend. " Yup," she said and continued, "And she got her first job too after her graduation." And her friend eager to know asked, " What is she doing now?" "Crossing guard at the university where she attended." She proudly said with a wide smile on her face.
What is Jeremy Lin's favorite oldies rap song? Linsane in the membrane.
A son comes to his dad and says: - Dad, i gotta tell you something - Ok, Quick and clear! - 100 bucks
