What is Jeremy Lin's favorite oldies rap song? Linsane in the membrane.

Your mamma so big when brush she uses the broom.

Your mamma so fat when the bathroom she uses beach.

A son comes to his dad and says: - Dad, i gotta tell you something - Ok, Quick and clear! - 100 bucks

Q: How do you fit 10,000 jews inside a car? A: two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.