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08/20/2012 from Krazy-Aztec
2.4

Knock! Knock! Who'z there bear. Bear who. Raaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!

08/10/2012 from gillian james
2.9

A man fell from a 6 story building an land on a case of soda every 1 gather around to see if the man was ok he stand up an say I'm ok it just a case of soft drinks.

08/12/2011 from tinker55
2.5

There was this man he wanted to build his dream home. He only wanted to buy the supplies he needed, but he didn't want anything left over. Well he spent several months building the house and he finally completed it. He stepped back to admire his accomplishment and he tripped over a brick, so he picked up the brick and threw it up in the air.

Okay let me tell you another joke:

There was this older lady that had the same pilot fly her around. And her dog is constantly chewing on his pant leg, and she can't stand the pilots stinky cigar. So the pilot told her one day, "I will get rid of my cigar, if you get your dog to stop chewing on my pant leg." She asked how are we going to do that. The pilot said, "I will balance the dog on the wing of the plane", so she agreed.

Then the pilot balanced the dog on the wing of the plane, he took a couple more puffs of his cigar, and he threw it out the window. "What was in the dog's mouth?" THE BRICK.