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08/08/2010 from ZivZif6.1

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. then, finally, she says. . . . . . . "You."

02/08/2011 from saeed3.6

"What is your name?" the teacher asked the student. "Sorry, sir, I do not speak French", the student replied.

04/06/2011 from James A Early3.6

How many clowns can fit into a clown car? It all depends on how many clowns the female clown beds down.

04/19/2011 from Bobby Piegaro5.4

Little Johnny was an altar boy who always messed up at mass. The Archbishop and Bishop planning to say mass at his church Father George needed to use Johnny but did not want him to mess things up. So he told Johnny that when he gets to the part in the service where he says "and the Angels lit the candles" Johnny was to come out and light all the candles on the altar. The mass proceeds and Father raises his hands and says "and the angels lit the caldles" no little Johnny. Again the priest raises his hands and repeats "and the angels lit the candles" again no Johnny. Father quite embarrassed again in a very loud voice repeats the refrain and from behind the altar little Johnny replies "and the cat peed on the matches".

03/28/2011 from Joanie Elliott5.5

One day an old man went to a strip club. He went home and told his wife, "Those young girls ain't got nothing on you." His wife asked why. The husband replied, "Not one of them could make their breast reach their knees."