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01/29/2013 from nick5.2

Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."

Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"

11/30/2012 from peter dn.5.1

 man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”
“Fine, I need a new garage door.”

07/30/2011 from Marie4.2

There was this girl and guy walking down the street, and the guy is blind so she asked him a simple question just to test him, so the girl says, "Baby, how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says, "One." And she says, "And which finger is that?" "Skank, it's the middle finger! Now give me some action....Because that's why I picked you up on the street, you were too lonely on the corner."

10/04/2011 from Chuck Del Dotto4

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother Joe thinks he's a hen."

The psychiatrist says, "Bring to me, and I'll cure him,"

The man responds, "I can't."

The psychiatrist asks, "Why not?" The man replies, "Because I need the eggs."

04/25/2013 from frank4.9

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.