There was this girl and guy walking down the street, and the guy is blind so she asked him a simple question just to test him, so the girl says, "Baby, how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says, "One." And she says, "And which finger is that?" "Skank, it's the middle finger! Now give me some action....Because that's why I picked you up on the street, you were too lonely on the corner."