Little Johnny was an altar boy who always messed up at mass. The Archbishop and Bishop planning to say mass at his church Father George needed to use Johnny but did not want him to mess things up. So he told Johnny that when he gets to the part in the service where he says "and the Angels lit the candles" Johnny was to come out and light all the candles on the altar. The mass proceeds and Father raises his hands and says "and the angels lit the caldles" no little Johnny. Again the priest raises his hands and repeats "and the angels lit the candles" again no Johnny. Father quite embarrassed again in a very loud voice repeats the refrain and from behind the altar little Johnny replies "and the cat peed on the matches".