Sven and Lars were aviation mechanics in St. Paul. One night there was a terrible storm and they were stranded at the airport. It was a Friday night and they missed drinking with their friends, and there was nothing to drink there. So Sven and Lars tried drinking some JET FUEL! The next morning they woke up with terrible hangovers. Sven couldn't find Lars so he called his cell phone and asked where he was. "'I'm at the airport. Where are you?" "I'm in Memphis. DON'T FART!"